[T'wit]

If there are any Republican members of Congress tuned in, please introduce a capital punishment bill that replaces lethal injection with dehydration/starvation. Liberals say that lethal injection is "cruel and unusual," but one and all, they agree fervently that death by dehydration/starvation is a sweet, blissful, euphoric way to die. If we dehydrate-starve convicted criminals, there can be no further objection to capital punishment. Such a death is highly desirable. It is, indeed, the way preferred in all fifty states to snuff high-cost hospital patients, inconvenient relatives and other useless eaters. It is also an excellent way for heirs to get their legacy a bit early from grandpa and grandma or mom and dad.

[bjs1779]

Such a death is highly desirable. It is, indeed, the way preferred in all fifty states to snuff high-cost hospital patients, inconvenient relatives and other useless eaters. It is also an excellent way for heirs to get their legacy a bit early from grandpa and grandma or mom and dad.

It is also an excellent way to combat global warming. A living body produces an average of 400 btu's per hour. Think of it!

Also, each body that is alive in this country consumes an average of 21 lbs. per day of evil coal due to their use of electricity. A win win situation if I ever seen one.