[PeteB570]

Start carrying a small bag of pork rinds and a coke on the way home. Just munch and smile.

He starts to wiggle too much, just take a good swig of coke and let out a good belch.

[RightWhale]

I never even thought of fried pork rinds until Pres G H W Bush said he likes them. Now I pick up a sack of fried pork rinds each time I go food shopping. I don't know why, but they are not popular and I do draw some looks at the checkout. They are most excellent, like bacon lite.