It's insane. I can see paying 700 grand in Hawaii, or San Diego, or MAAAAYBE Malibu or Cape Coral on the water.
But Lawn Guyland? Boston? DC for pete's sake?
My mom's house is appraised for $400,000. If she moves to where I am, she'll be able to retire and live off the sale of the house. If she moves to Florida, well...I think she'll probably find a nice apartment or something.