Lunatic Fringe works for me.
Have you ever seen one of those educational channel shows where they wind a 24 hour clock BACK to the origins of all we see around us (and a lot we CAN'T see)?
Have you ever wondered why, when they get back to their "Big Bang" or whatever they're calling it these days, the clock stops JUST SHY OF THE FULL 12 O'CLOCK POSITION?
Could it be that even these very smart scientists simply DON'T KNOW WHAT or WHO TRIGGERED THE EVENT??
But you do, don't you.
It was a GIANT AMOEBA, right?
What the hell kind of tangent are you off on?