[Tribune7]

It is the firearm of choice for at least 50 legitimate standing armies and countless fighting forces from Africa and the Middle East to Central America and Los Angeles.

But but but how can "fighting forces" in Los Angeles get them? I mean, they are illegal!! I mean that's all that takes to solve a problem right?? Put ink on paper and everybody holds hands and gives up their guns right??

[Inyo-Mono]

But but but how can "fighting forces" in Los Angeles get them? I mean, they are illegal!!

Of course, you're right, and that is why the weapon of choice for the "fighting forces" of Los Angeles are hold 'em sideways .25 autos.