How about: "Walkin' round in women's underwear" (Walkin' in a winter wonderland)
OR: "The Restroom Door said Gentlemen" (God rest ye merry gentlemen)
OR: "Oh, There's something in the chimney" (????).
I LOOOOOVE "Walkin' Round in Women's Underware"!!!! I don't know the other two, but if they're as funny as the underware one, they have to be great!
I would love to hear some of that stuff tonight if anyone has 'em.
I think our young'uns who are protecting us might like 'em too.
:-)