Buffalo wings? Chicken Fingers? Microsoft works? All the deception out there is enough to make your head spin.
You owe me for one keyboard and monitor ruined when I spewed my drink after reading this post. ;^>
That's worthy of being added to George Carlin's quintessential oxymorons, jumbo shrimp and military intelligence. (see this web page for some great oxymorons)
Your post is a keeper. Thank you.
Microsoft Works..BwaaaHaa! You're crackin' me up here.