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Carnal Knowledge (Man has sex with deer - outstanding lawyer comes up with excellent defense)
The Wall Street Journal ^ | November 17, 2006 | James Taranto

Posted on 11/17/2006 1:48:28 PM PST by Zakeet

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To: WashingtonSource
Looks like a Mexican to me, but what do I know?

"Bryan James Hathaway" Yep that is a real Mexican sounding name.

121 posted on 11/19/2006 5:10:09 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Those who call their fellow citizens Sheeple are just ticked they were not chosen as Shepherds)
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To: Zakeet

The clintonian defense. It depends upon what your meaning of the word, "deer" is, dear.


122 posted on 11/19/2006 5:14:19 PM PST by bannie
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To: Zakeet

Hey, if they love each other, they should get married...


123 posted on 11/19/2006 5:15:36 PM PST by Sir Francis Dashwood (LET'S ROLL!)
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To: Rurudyne

male whitetails have antlers.


124 posted on 11/19/2006 5:19:09 PM PST by msflea
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To: msflea

I thought whitetail does didn't have antlers.


125 posted on 11/19/2006 5:31:38 PM PST by Rurudyne (Standup Philosopher)
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To: Zakeet

It's like American Pie...but with a stake instead...a very large stake.


126 posted on 11/19/2006 5:34:05 PM PST by zbigreddogz
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To: Eaker; humblegunner

Thanks for the ping, BTW, got something working up around coldspring, will let you all know if it works out. Could be the start of sumptin wonderful. Might have us an FR range and compound.


127 posted on 11/19/2006 5:36:25 PM PST by eastforker (.308 SOCOM 16, hottest brand going.2350 FPS muzlim velocity)
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To: atomicpossum
Gotta love the mind of a lawyer ... "Your honor, my client is not into bestiality. He is simply an innocent necrophiliac."
Classic. When a first time lawyer just out Harvard, my father's first -- and last -- venture into criminal defense ended when he said to the judge, "... and besides, your Honor, my client used a .38 not a .44..."
128 posted on 11/19/2006 6:32:34 PM PST by nicollo (All economics are politics)
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To: eastforker
got something working up around coldspring

Keep me posted!

129 posted on 11/20/2006 4:10:22 AM PST by humblegunner (If you're gonna die, die with your boots on.)
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To: dirtboy
This guy has already sold the movie rights to his story. It's gonna be called Brokebuck Mountain.

LOL!!!

130 posted on 11/20/2006 4:14:01 AM PST by proud American in Canada (Thy Will Be Done.)
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To: AnotherUnixGeek
In serious need of mental help

Definitely. The original story is weird enough... but killing a horse to have sex with it? Very ominous.

131 posted on 11/20/2006 4:17:34 AM PST by proud American in Canada (Thy Will Be Done.)
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To: atomicpossum

Didn't his mother teach him not to play with his food?


132 posted on 11/20/2006 4:20:48 AM PST by Kozak (Anti Shahada: " There is no God named Allah, and Muhammed is his False Prophet")
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To: Lucius Cornelius Sulla
First and only time that PETA has said something sensible and foresighted.

In this case, I agree with PETA.

133 posted on 11/20/2006 4:22:18 AM PST by proud American in Canada (Thy Will Be Done.)
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To: Zakeet

For some reason I thought of the Python "Parrot Sketch"


134 posted on 11/20/2006 4:26:54 AM PST by ko_kyi
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To: Zakeet

I thought the lawyer was going to claim that they were married.


135 posted on 11/20/2006 4:34:31 AM PST by Aquinasfan (When you find "Sola Scriptura" in the Bible, let me know)
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To: Larry Lucido
Personally, I find the pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted cured meats.

Never tried a nice liverwurst ,huh.

This thread has me spitting coffee. LOL

136 posted on 11/20/2006 4:51:31 AM PST by Vinnie (You're Nobody 'Til Somebody Jihads You)
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To: usmcobra
Oh Deer!

It's Oh Deer, Oh, Oh, Oh, deer!

137 posted on 11/30/2006 1:53:07 PM PST by GOPJ (Democratic decisions are meaningless if they can be overruled by an external authority. Fjordman)
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To: Zakeet
kind of gamy
138 posted on 11/30/2006 1:55:01 PM PST by globalwhiplash (so sad)
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