Since you deny your screen name I am not sure if I should call you "My dear girl" or "You dumb old fart", however, niceties aside, would you let me know when you make a smokeproof building so that I can invest some money in the design?
I'd love to get rich and move out of this slum I live in.
You may address me as "My dear woman" or "your Majesty" or "Citizen" or "comrade".
Some buildings are more smokeproof than others. But if I were a smoker, I don't think I would live in a building that was leaky for smoke. People would be sure to complain.