[patton]

Don't be - we value your input. Even when we are at odds.

Ozone non-carciogenic? Are you kidding?

I am really serious - that stuff makes me gag, just on the smell.

And you can smell it. It makes my nose bleed.

My 5-yo said, "Daddy, my mouth tastes like copper."

Blood.

[Old Professer]

I know you're trying to be cute and provocative, but seriously, ozone is non-carcinogenic simply because it reacts immediately with any organic material it comes in contact with and reverts to ordinary oxygen and that wild cousin Atom having his merry way with all the loose girls around.

If you're so worried about ozone, you had better move back at least four feet from your computer monitor.