[El Gato]

Where do I sign up with the IDF?????

Tel Aviv. Maybe Jerusalem. Of course you'll never see her, you'll end up in Gaza. But, look on the bright side, you'll get to kill Jihadies ... if the Israeli government ever finds it's cojones.

[Rummyfan]

(What she said was that she tries very hard to be monogamous when she's in a relationship.)

Tempting.....