Braggert? I can assure you,my friend,that it ain't too difficult to achieve either of those lofty goals.It least it wasn't 35 years ago.
Sorry...meant as a joke...
I got the joke.
Did 21 years and should have 7.
Only have 4, Hmmmmmm. I wonder what happened?
When I was in the Army, I got three Army Achievement Medals (and the assorted Good Conduct, Overseas Service, and something else), but when doing the paper work upon leaving, my final orders said that I'd only gotten two. I was getting out on a Friday afternoon. The "fix" suggested was to come back on Monday and get the paperwork corrected.
Nope. My official orders still say I have only two. ;-)