Mine:
Ms. Bryant,
I wanted to wish you and your fellow employees a Merry Christmas now since I won't have an opportunity to do so in person. After spending thousands of dollars on TV boxed sets and other DVDs at your store, I will be parting ways with your company for good as of now. I am curious as to why you are only to be closed on December 25 this year, however. You should consider closing your stores from December 16 to December 23, since that is the time of Hanukah, and from December 26 to January 1, since that is the time of Kwanzaa. Failing to do so might be seen as favoring Christians, which could deeply offend . . . dozens.
Merry Christmas!
Great tactic!
LOL..that is hilarious.
Now THAT is a great letter! I hope you sent it. Pinging a keeper