[MonroeDNA]

This just in:

4 million toilets have brit-ophobia.

[Gorzaloon]

"But, no matter how funny we might find it, it's certainly no laughing matter for almost seven per cent of the population who are reported to suffer from this condition."

You always KNOW when a truth is invented, when it is "Seven" of this, or "Seventy" of that.

A slow day in the newsroom.

a Google search reveals mostly UK origins, quack Herbal remedy nonsense, and this thing, on a UK equivalent of Geocities, etc.

http://home.freeuk.net/parcopresis/