Hey no VANITY posts!
If this doesn't stop soon, I swear to all that's good and holy, I'm going to post my own vanity!
It will be mostly in all-caps; it will run on and on and on without paragraphs or spacing, but I might put some html in it but screw it up like {b}THIS{/b}. I'm going to use terrible grammar (Those of us {b}WHOM{/b} VOTED ...), and I'm going to use "loose" for "lose" at least a dozen times.
Of course it will start: "I have NEVER posted a VANITY BEFORE but in the present state of AFFAIRS thanks to the REPUBLICANS AND CONSERVATIVES AND RINOS AND {b}LOSERTARIANS{/b} I think it is TIME that I POST my FIRST vAnItY!!!!!!!!"
It's going to be great.
I'll ping you if you promise to post some bathroom pictures.