[TomasUSMC]

Split it in three parts, Kurd, Sunni, Shiite.
Declare IRAQI FREEDOM ATTAINED
Attack Syria with the troops and Iran with our missiles.

[tobyhill]

Split the Democrat party into three parts, dumb, dumber and dumbest.

[jveritas]

Not a bad idea at all.

[rfp1234]

--Split it in three parts, Kurd, Sunni, Shiite.
Declare IRAQI FREEDOM ATTAINED
Attack Syria with the troops and Iran with our missiles.--

And while we're at it, split IRAN into 30 little pieces.

Occupy the oil fields of Khuzestan.

Then merge Persian Kurdistan with Iraqi Kurdistan. If the Turks squeal about it, kick them out of NATO.