[Registered]

Why? lol

Well, I don't know what cave you've been living in, but being gay is the in-thing. So about 8 months ago I decided I was going to be gay. If you want, I can help you get started too, and you'll soon see how many societal benefits that being gay has attached to it.

It's the first step that's the hardest, staring into the mirror saying, "I am gay", "I am gay". You can pucker your lips while saying that, it helps.

[perfect_rovian_storm]

LOL! I heard it was all the rage. I'm just hopelessly out of style I guess!

I used to be gay, but a couple weeks ago, I went to a straight pride parade and they changed me! Dang breeders...

[Fishtalk]

Dear Lord but your post is funny.

Hey, seriously, I really think the pubbies need to do one of two things with this gay thing.

Either purge the party of these closeted gays or sit down and be straightforward with us. Let the voters decide because anything else is just lying to us and Lord knows we've been lied to enough with these entrenched pubbie politicos.

[George W. Bush]

So about 8 months ago I decided I was going to be gay. If you want, I can help you get started too, and you'll soon see how many societal benefits that being gay has attached to it.

I just know you're hellbent on turning this into a gay forum. You can't fool me.

After the Mark Foley thing, I'll never be able to open a FReepmail without fear again. Who knows what extremely gay thing you gay Republicans might write to me?