[steve-b]

Every day on FR other than the day after an election: "Ha! Libertarians! You clowns can't muster up more than 2% of any vote! What a joke of a party!"
FR after the 2006 election: "You a-hole Libertarians cost us the election!"
Either we're so few we can be marginalized, or we're so many we can turn the tide of elections nation-wide. Which is it, Libertarian bashers? Because it can't be both. What a bunch of idiots.

They remind me of the joke about the lawyer defending a client who was being sued for damaging a rental car:

First, we will prove that my client never touched this car,
Then, we will prove that this car was already damaged when my client drove it off the lot.
Finally, we will prove that this car was in perfect condition when my client returned it.

[Hemingway's Ghost]

Outstanding. An appropriate tag line, too!