[dashing doofus]

"Sort of General Sherman-ish in a bizarro-world sort of way"

LOL. It kind of reminds me of Saddam's scorched earth policy after Bush-I pushed the Iraqis out of Kuwait.

[BeHoldAPaleHorse]

I proposed it because (a) the American electorate just voted to commit national suicide and (b) I hate long good-byes.