12. Polls closed while thousands stood in line to cast their ballot. GOP refused to keep polls opened.
13. CNN going off air in key districts.
14. NYT not being distributed by GOP paperboys.
15. Guy that looked like John Kerry being voted off "I'm a Moonbat..get me outta here".
16. Teddy Kennedy waking up that morning and realising he's the only male in his family never to have f***** Marilyn Monroe.
And so on.