[GeorgiaFreeper]

More emasculation of young men - why don't they concentrate on teaching personal responsibility (ie cleaning up after one's self) instead?

[OB1kNOb]

Norwegian headmistress proposes that boys be taught to urinate while seated

Men's testosterone levels declined in last 20 years

Coincidence? I think not.

[bethelgrad]

This is a big deal. Some women don't understand this. My wife tried making my young son pee sitting down because he had little hose control. I explained to her that part of being a man is the ability to pee standing up. I met her half-way and promised to imart my fatherly wisdom to my son by showing him how to properly pee standing up without making a mess.

[NonValueAdded]

If she's going to teach them that, then she better clue them in to never ever push the red button!!!

[Right Wing Assault]

If you have one of them installed, the seat won't stay up unless it is held.

Yeah, I hate those. My SIL used to have one and I had a rough time with it.

[Lady Jag]

Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things left in his bag of creations, so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve. He told the couple that one of the things he had to give away was the ability to stand up while urinating.

"It’s a very handy thing" God told the couple, "and I was wondering if either one of you wanted that abilty."

Adam jumped up and blurted "Oh, give that to me! I’d love to be able to do that. It seems the sort of thing a man would do. Please give me that ability. It’d be so great. When I’m working in the garden or naming the animals, I could just stand there and let fly. It’d be sooo cool. I could write my name in the sand. Please, God, let it be me you give the gift to, let me stand to pee, oh please."

Eve just smiled and said that if Adam really wanted that so bad that he should have it. It seemed to be the sort of thing that would make Adam really happy, and she didn’t mind if Adam were the one to get this ability. Adam was happy, and proceeded to wash down the bark of the nearest tree, laughing with glee all the while.

"Fine", God said, looking back into his bag of leftovers. "What’s left here?" "Oh, yes. Multiple orgasms

[Chena]

ROFL! This Norwegian headmistress (meaning "mom") threatened to make our sons do the same thing if they couldn't improve their aim. I think men should have to use trees outside in the woods. No matter how good the aim, everyone who has ever cleaned around a toilet that is used by men knows that the "splatter factor" goes far and wide.

[Belasarius]

In a related note, about six or eight months ago it was announced that the United States Navy has decided to eliminate urinals from it's newest ships for a couple of reasons.

They are now coed and urinals require a lot of maintenance for what you would think are surprisingly simple devices. They usually stink on ships and there is urine splashed everywhere around them. They are PITA to keep clean. It's expected to save some money as well.

Thats not to say that male sailors are going to sit on the johns to pee. There was a considerable amount of grousing about the decision.

[TASMANIANRED]

Remember the South Park episode where the new trend for the elite was shoving food up their rears and defacating out the oral cavity.

Same old bull...

[Fiddlstix]

GEEEEZ!

[PBRSTREETGANG]

These help prevent poor aim.

[PBRSTREETGANG]

Some people can't help splashing, however.

[ZULU]

Do they call her "head"mistress because she is in charge of toilletes?

[pabianice]

Half measures. If boys simply had their penises amputated after birth so many subsequent problems could be avoided...

[Rocky]

Well, I guess it is her business. After all, she is the head mistress.

[SamAdams76]

That's why they invented urinals...and trees.

[go-dubya-04]

This article is perfect.