[Landru]

"So anyway, right about now, you're probably wondering: Does the Daily Treasoner come up with all these terrible stories, not to mention all these totally unpatriotic opinion columns, all by itself? I wish we could say that we do, but tearing down America is too big a job for any one newspaper."

Precisely.
But *that's* where The Associated Press -- a.ka The Associated Quislings -- *really* shines, their specialty.
~eh?

"And speaking of time, I see mine is almost up."

How right you are, Horowitz.

...how very right.

[ForGod'sSake]

But *that's* where The Associated Press -- a.ka The Associated Quislings -- *really* shines, their specialty. ~eh?

These guys???

Say it ain't so ;^)

On a related note, the diseased cash cow benefactors that fund the crAPweasels are experiencing some, er, cash flow problems. How long will they be able to maintain the crAPweasels in the fashion in which they have become accustomed??? The (more or less)free market is working its magic, eh?