I wish they'd sell me one and let me fix it up and put it on a bit of land...I wouldn't even mind if it was (somewhat) trashed.
There are huge fields full of them, supposedly warped and unuseable from being on an unstable surface for so long. FEMA says they'll all have to be discarded. Personally, I think any trailer that can warp that easily should be easy to warp back into the right shape. Rent a truck with a tow-bar, find one of these fields of trailers, and take one. FEMA will never know it's missing. If they actually track you and the trailer down and complain, send them a bill for removal of the "unuseable" trailer.