"Don't forget the bike suit and snowboarding. All on Teresa's (i.e. John Heinz's) dime!"
His Senate salary provides him with pocket change for bikes and trendy clothes and snowboards. Theresa bought him Scaramouche (about $750K) for his birthday.
His Forbes family trust fund was exhausted back when he was Massachusetts AG.
Don't forget Kerry has a VALET Man-Servant that makes him peanut butter sandwiches!!