Me too. Last night (being Halloween and all) I walked into my local pub wearing my greatkilt and strapped with my broad sword in it's baldric.
I surrendered the claymore and my skein dubh to the bartender, and they kindly consented to serve me.... ;)
"I walked into my local pub wearing my greatkilt and strapped with my broad sword in it's baldric"
*swoon!*
Marry me!
;D