So do I but they're a *little* harder to get through the doors of a Wal*Mart after you've crossed the dark parking lot.....;D
[I'm surprised nobody's mentioned that good old country standby...an ax handle]
Heh..heh..
You're talking about 'ol hickory'.
I have one behind the seat of my pick-up. It's been 'customized' with a little 'grip tape', and a retention loop.
/jasper