[CarrotAndStick]

Host: Yo, have a seat. Forrest Gump, John Lennon.
John Lennon: Welcome home.
Host: Can you tell us, uhm, what is China like?
Forrest Gump: In the land of China, people hardly got nothing at all.
John Lennon: No possesions?
[Audience laughing]
Forrest Gump: And in China, they never go to church.
John Lennon: No religion too?
Host: Hard to imagine.
John Lennon: Well, it's easy if you try, Dick.

[SkyPilot]

There is no Secular Liberal Utopia on earth, and they won't be.

The solution is God, and the Liberals have rejected Him.

[ShadowDancer]

Wow, it's waaaaay too early to have that damn song in my head. Thanks.

[patriot_wes]

The Demo left - always offering pie in the sky slices of nothing but communism, except for the elite - them.

[poobear]

I bought this album in the early 70's. "No heaven:" and "no religion too"I lost my love for Lennon and most of the rock stars at the time. It was a bitch growing up in the early 70's. Either you were a great radical or a 'Jesus Freak'. Tolerance right?

[sphinx]

Democrats have imagined what they would do if they could only return to power. “Imagine what Bill Clinton could have done with a Democrat majority in Congress,” they say.

No need to imagine. Clinton had a Democrat majority in Congress in '93-94. He raised taxes, expanded the welfare rolls (the EITC increase), tried to impose a rationed, national-HMO health plan (except for government and big unions, which were allowed to opt out), and projected deficit spending as far as the eye could see.

Then came Newt.

[raybbr]

Dingell’s efforts weren’t enough for Massachusetts Rep. Barney Frank, however, who proposed the bill “To provide for coverage under the Medicare and Medicaid Programs of incontinence undergarments” (HR 1052) for taxpayer-funded adult diapers.

Why would a homosexual focus on incontinence?

(I do know the answer, btw)

[hosepipe]

[ Lennon’s world was a stateless one, where communal man lived without poverty, possessions or conflict. “Imagine all the people, Living life in peace...” ]

The meaning of peace is the absence of opposition to socialism.- Karl Marx

Democracy is the road to socialism. Karl Marx

Democracy is indispensable to socialism. The goal of socialism is communism. V.I. Lenin

NOTE: Democracy is the source of socialism... Socialism is merely a symptom..

[doug from upland]

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(reprise) DFU SONG: Imagine (nonsense song; new and improved)
DFU SONG PARODIES | brought back 12-2003 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 12/08/2003 9:51:00 PM PST by doug from upland

MIDI - IMAGINE - 2nd version

Imagine no more warriors…it’s easy if you try
Without our weapons…poor Arabs would not die
Imagine all us marching…there’d be love and peace

Imagine no right wingers…who always want a war
They’re so damn patriotic…I do not know what for
Imagine if Osama…knew we would not fight

You-ou-ou-ou-ou…might say I’m an airhead
But I’m not the only one
Come on, I think you should join us
Our Utopia’s begun

Well, wait here just one second…what the heck do I see
Here come ten million Arabs…I think they might kill me
My mother raised a fool…my head’s you know where

You-ou-ou-ou-ou…can call me an airhead
‘Cause it seems that you were right
Somebody shot me...I am bleeding
I guess I have seen the light