[NittanyLion]

"I was about to sit down and lifted the seat and there was something big and fat lying down there," Bente Mørch told newspaper VG.

No comment...

[franksolich]

"I was about to sit down and lifted the seat and there was something big and fat lying down there," Bente Mørch told newspaper VG.

Now, that has to be sloppy translation.

I'm sure she really said "I lifted the seat and was about to sit down....."

It makes more sense.