OMG, cajungirl!!! What an image. Leave it to you to latch onto the broad humor of the situation.
On a more serious note, there are many female Asian-American voters in Virginia. I hope they are aware of how Webb demeans all women, especially Asian women, in his books. Curious, then, that he is currently married to a Vietnamese-American woman.(That is his THIRD wife.)
I wonder who fixes the fruit salad at their house???
Just don't eat the fruit salad or banana pudding at webb's house.