Jesus was a Jew from the Middle East. Pretty easy to guess what color he was..
And man, imagine his NOSE!
The depictions of Christ in the Holy Icons are all patterned on the likenesses of Our Lord from the early Palestinian school and the Icon-Not-Made-By-Hands, with which they agree. The latter is a miraculous likeness Christ Himself produced and sent to King Abgar of Edessa to cure him of leprosy (King Abgar had expressed his faith that merely seeing Our Lord would cure him). It was carried off from Constantinople at the time of the Latin sack of the city, and was in Paris until it and the crown of thorns, also looted from Constantinople, were destroyed in the name of 'reason' by the French Revolutionaries.
What color are the ROMANS in this film? Lily white (and therefore "evil"?!?!)
And man, imagine his NOSE!
That is the single funniest post I have read in a long time!!!