I'm not here to impress anyone, nor am I accountable to you. I'm simply here to sign the divorce papers. But first we have to talk about splitting up the albums, and you know how that can be.
If this is true, just say the word and I'll grant you your final papers.
Oh, and those albums, just give them away. Just give them away.
Since you not only brought NOTHING with you, but the tatters on your back, and have been sponging off your boyfriend, how can there be a divorce and a property settlement?