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5 posted on 10/24/2006 8:37:16 PM PDT by RichInOC ("...But oh, beware my Country when my Country grows polite!"--Rudyard Kipling)

When I grow up, I want to be Doug O'Dell.

Jack Bauer wears Doug O'Dell pajamas!

Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Doug O'Dells' warm-up exercises.

When the Boogeyman goes to bed at night, he checks his closet for Doug O'Dell

There is no evolution, only the animals that Doug O'Dell lets live.

Doug O'Dell does not read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Outer space exist because it does not want to be on the same planet with Doug O'Dell.

Doug O'Dells' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Ever."

Fact:
Doug O'Dell is badder then Chuck Norris.

43 posted on 10/24/2006 9:59:36 PM PDT by do the dhue (If you are not part of the solution, then you are part of the problem.)