[billhilly]

She would have to tie a pork chop around her neck to get a dog to play with her. Man that woman is fugly.

[unkus]

The dog would grab the pork chop and haul a$$. She would scare a Whart Hog off.

[Robert Drobot]

".... fugly...."

Thanks. I've made your creativity a part of my spell check>

Fact is she's so ugly, her contract also stipulates all lighting be dimmed, when she enters a room.

[EQAndyBuzz]

"She would have to tie a pork chop around her neck to get a dog to play with her. Man that woman is fugly."

She fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.