[Grut]

All but the Cat actually has a use.

Cats aren't domesticated; they decided to live with people because we attract good things to eat, like mice. Of course, we've completely misunderstood this and now feed them directly, but that's OK with the cats, too.

With dogs you get devotion; with cats you get mutual utility and, possibly, friendship between equals.

[ASA Vet]

I agree and almost used the Cats aren't domesticated line to tweak the cat folk.
I decided the uselessness harangue would work better this time.
I did mellow down a little this time and didn't post the "free cat" photo
or the "A Cat in the kettle" music link.