[durasell]

I write long, elaborately footnoted letters to the editor of the weekly paper that include made-up quotes from fictional Greek philosophers and crude, sexually explicit caricatures of George Will in the margins.

[EnochPowellWasRight]

"I write long, elaborately footnoted letters to the editor of the weekly paper that include made-up quotes from fictional Greek philosophers and crude, sexually explicit caricatures of George Will in the margins."

Another idea: attack them with hummus!