[Tench_Coxe]

"(Not man made global warming?)"

Nope, soon it will be 'man made global tilt'. And the US will be framed as having the most obese people, because of its wealth, and needs to redistribute it to other countries to even out the weight balance.
1000 'scientists' will sign a document making a consensus that there is no doubt.

[DBrow]

Wow! You are on top of things.

Now, you have to pick a cool place to have your conference, so people can refer to The _____ Conference, and later The ____ Global Tilt Treaty.

SUVs cause more global tilt because their center of gravity is higher than that of hybrids or electrics, plus the transaxle is off-center, resulting in torque.

Everyone agrees, their is no dissent except from a few on FreeRepublic (who took time out from preventing Dixie Chicks ticket sales).

[DejaJude]

Nope, soon it will be 'man made global tilt'. And the US will be framed as having the most obese people, because of its wealth, and needs to redistribute it to other countries to even out the weight balance.
1000 'scientists' will sign a document making a consensus that there is no doubt.

I'd be willing to send all my lose change (since it weighs more than paper money) to whatever part wasn't weighing enough to balance us out.