[Mike-o-Matic]

  Neither one seemed too into the other, but then they married.

May be paraphrasing the quotes here... but I gotta go with a Simpsons analogy here, anyway:

Selma Bouvier-Terwilliger-Hutz-McClure:   Troy, is our marriage a sham? Troy McClure:   Sure baby. Why, is that a problem?

[getmeouttaPalmBeachCounty_FL]

Lol!