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To: RSmithOpt
"Johny, What do you make of this"

"A pterodactyl, and broach, a hat...."
1,105 posted on 10/11/2006 1:26:19 PM PDT by Dead Dog (What Would Mohammad Do? WWMD)
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To: Dead Dog

I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue......


1,156 posted on 10/11/2006 1:32:32 PM PDT by 4everontheRight (Criminals feed on the indulgence of society's understanding)
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To: Dead Dog
Kramer : How's it handling?

Striker : Sluggish, like a wet sponge.

Elaine : Sluggish, like a wet sponge.

Kramer : Alright, Striker, your doing just fine.

Striker : Its a damn good thing he doesn't know how much I hate his guts.

Elaine : Its a damn good thing you don't know how much he hates your guts.

Jivemn2 : Mnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Attndnt : Can I get you something?

Jivemn2 : S'mo fo butter layin' to the bone. Jackin' me up.

Tightly.

Attndnt : I'm sorry I don't understand.

Jivemn1 : Cutty say he cant hang.

Woman4 : Oh stewardess, I speak jive.

Attndnt : Ohhhh, good.

Woman4 : He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.

Attndnt : Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine.

Woman : Jus' hang loose blooood. She goonna catch up on the` rebound a de medcide.

Jivemn2 : What it is big mamma, my mamma didn't raise no dummy, I dug her rap.

Woman4 : Cut me som' slac' jak! Chump don wan no help, chump don git no help. Jive ass dude don got no brains anyhow.

MCrosky : Get me Captain Oever's wife on the phone, we'd better let her know what's going on.

Towergy : Chief, this weather bulletin just came off the wire.

MCrosky : Johnny, what can you make outta this?

Johnny : This? Why I could make a hat, or a brooch, a pterodactyl. . .

( Phone rings at Captain Oever's wife's house, she answers. )

MSOever : Hello?

1,265 posted on 10/11/2006 1:45:22 PM PDT by RSmithOpt (Liberalism: Highway to Hell)
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