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To: weave09

I'm sorry, I don't speak jive.


29 posted on 10/10/2006 12:34:13 PM PDT by NeoCaveman (BlackwellvStrickland.blogspot.com - The Ohio gov race has tightened.)
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To: NeoCaveman
Attendant: Can I get you something?

Jiveman #2: S'mo fo butter layin' to the bone. Jackin' me up. Tightly.

Attendant: I'm sorry I don't understand.

Jiveman #1: Cutty say he cant hang.

Woman : Oh stewardess, I speak jive.

Attendant: Ohhhh, good.

Woman : He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.

Attendant: Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine.

Woman: Jus' hang loose blooood. She goonna catch up on the`rebound a de medcide.

Jiveman #2: What it is big mamma, my mamma didn't raise no dummy, I dug her rap.

Woman: Cut me som' slac' jak! Chump don wan no help, chump don git no help. Jive ass dude don got no brains anyhow.

54 posted on 10/10/2006 12:39:07 PM PDT by Anti-MSM
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Jive Talker1- But to foke,layin to the bone, jackin me up tightly.
Stewardess- I'm sorry I don't understand.
Jive Talker2- Cuddy say he cant hang?
June Cleaver- Oh Stewardess, I speak Jive. He said he is in great pain and wants to know if you can help him.
Stewardess- Just tell him I will be right back with some medicine.
June Cleaver- Jus hang loos blood, she gonna catch you on the rebound with some medicid
Jive Talker1- What tit is big momma, my momma din raise no dummy I dug her rap.
June Cleaver- Cut me som slack jack!
Arguing Commences
June Cleaver- Joma don want the help, joma don get no help, jive ass fool aint got no brains anyhow.


67 posted on 10/10/2006 12:42:48 PM PDT by weave09
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