Woodward is also telepathic. He's able to attend White House "principals" meetings without being noticed, and furthermore he's able to quote the *thinking* of various parties at the conference table.
He was being a real fool this morning on MTP.
Cheney saying "bullshit" and hanging up on him is "a metaphor" for White House behavior (he didn't specify that it's a metaphor for thinking that Woodward is a fool).
Plus he posesses the invisibility skills of a Ninja as he was able to see Bill Casey on his deathbed in a hospital without beeing seen by anyone.