I know you're checking out my boobs, but good grief--hide it!
I'm looking right at you and your eyes aren't on my eyes.
That reminds me of a joke.
Why is so hard for a man to look a woman in the eyes?
Because her eyes aren't on her chest.
Oldie but a goodie.
"Your eyes aren't even on my eyes!"
That's because I'm offering this silent prayer:
"I give Thee thanks, O Lord, for granting me, Thy humble servant, this vision of the glory of Thy creation, and of some of the beautiful things which Thou hast made!"
;^)