'big time' defense lawyers in Enid, OK don't cost as much as a rookie lawyer in D.C. You can get pretty far with $5000 to $10000 as long as you don't have to face charges.
Believe me, this lawyer is mega rich. He used to have his stepson picked up every night by a driver in a Mercedes and drive him to the bars and pick him up in the wee hours of the morning and bring him home, to keep the kid from driving.