BOMBSHELL REVEALED!!!!! FOLEY UNDERGOES SEX CHANGE !!!
ABC NEWS: Blonde bombshell that is! Foley, shown above, has undergone a sex change and now looks like a blonde school teacher". "Not fair! Not fair!" screamed some Democrats. "He's f'ing hot!" declared Nancy Pelosi. "Rep. Foley has a nice rack" said another Democrat. "Well, that's the end of that!" exclaimed Ted Kennedy".
The FBI has dropped all charges. "I'd hit it!" said one FBI agent. Even Barney Frank admitted "Hey look, if he was trying to get in the pants of 16 year old boys I'd have to say I had a problem with it but now that he's a hot blonde babe what can I say? That's perfectly OK!"
"My name is Marcia now" exclaimed Foley as she bent over to reveal a red g-string. I'm going back to Congress and you an also see me weekends at The Gold Club in Washington.