"DURASELL'S ALL-INCLUSIVE, ONE-STOP-OUTRAGE SHOP"
I like it. You could have tabs at the top of the page, so visitors could click on their favorite outrageous thing. Just don't forget those all-important [Donate] buttons.
Also, you need gear to sell. T-shirts, hats, and that sort of thing. Fortunately, there's CafePress, which will handle all that stuff once you design it.
I see a big future in the outrage business. But...I'm not going to say any more, for fear that it'll become the next internet trend and dilute all that money.
ARE YOU OUTRAGED?
CLICK HERE TO DONATE!
WE'LL SHARE YOUR OUTRAGE AND SPREAD IT AROUND!
You do realize this attitude is going to cause a lot of people to become outraged, don't you?
And that's the beauty part -- even folks who are outraged by the concept are potential customers!