MM - you shouldn't have posted that! You could have set up your own website that, for a small fee of $19.99, would disclose MineralMan's "secrets" for internet wealth! Show big houses and boats (implying they're yours). Get a few testimonials.
Dang, maybe I'll do it myself!
Hey, if we both put up websites, we could write testimonials for each other. We could even link to each other and make references to the battles the other is waging against [insert horrible thing here].
I like the big house and boat thing. You gotta look prosperous to show that lots of other people have clicked that [Donate] button.
Hey...this thing could work!