I have a mental image of this goober assuming that the museum would be dedicated to the "velvet Elvis" and "canine poker" schools of art.
Hawaii Channel.com, which was one of several news outlets which ran this story, had a reader survey which showed 98% of the people responding to the poll said NO, they wouldn't have a problem with kids seeing nude sculpture. It seems to me that the response wouldn't be much different anywhere in the country; and the 2% who, for whatever reason (Muslim? Amish?) say YES we have a problem with it, probably wouldn't have signed a permission slip in the first place.
Doesn't prove anything, but I think there's something fishy about this story.
I love it! That's a hillarous image. "You may be a redneck if...you get your school's art teacher fired for showing your kid marble nudes in a museum."