LOL!
Just as so very many others do, Prof. Sabato sports the attention-diverting mustache, thinking people won't detect that, more often than not, when he's facing East his {fake} hair if pointing North.
Now, if Larry would don "aviator" glasses to complete his disguise I'm sure no one would ever again notice that he's wearing a pelt from George Allen's poached deer on top of his head.