Posted on 09/24/2006 6:20:37 AM PDT by grjr21
How many dead voters ?
How many illegal aliens?
Watch this problem solving crow: http://youtube.com/watch?v=03ykewnc0oE
I went to the wedding of a friend's daugher in August, and just happened to be sitting next to Dr. Pepperberg (until now, when I read this article, I had no idea what her name was). When we struck up some conversation to pass the time and I asked her what she did for a living, she said she studies Animal Behavior...now...as far as conversation material, one has to admit, that is pretty fertile ground!
So she told me about "Alex", whom she has been working with for a long time (20-30 years!). She said it is like working with a willful teenager!
But that wasn't the most interesting story...she told me about a study she was doing on marine life at the New England Aquarium which kind of creeped me out.
Apparently, tropical fish began to disappear from their tanks, some of them quite expensive. The management surmised that someone on the staff was stealing them and selling them on the side, as has happened at some other aquariums. It can be quite lucrative, apparently.
So they set up a surveillance camera to catch the thief.
Sometime after the place was locked up and shut down, they saw some movement on the camera. On one of the tanks, the lid popped up, and...an octopus pulled itself out of its tank.
It slithered across the tops of the tanks to another tank, pulled the top off, reached inside with its tentacles and grabbed a fish, pulled its tentacles out, put the top back on the tank, went back to its own tank, went inside, pulled its own tank top back on, and had dinner!!!!!!!!
My dad was in the Navy, and one of the Chiefs who worked under him at one of his duty stations owned a Myna Bird. And it had a filthy mouth...
Its favorite phrase was "Son of a bitching dog!"
Somehow, it could never manage "Merry Christmas", one of its other phrases.
It would say "Merrrrryyyyyyyyyy..." and just stop there.
I will bet just as many people today would want to make him swear.
Human nature. I remember when desktop computers first gave people the ability to type something in and have the computer read it back...it seems like swear words were the only thing I ever heard them do!
Now, I know crows are a pain in the ass sometimes, especially when they are having a caw fest outside your bedroom window on a Sunday morning...
But I like crows. They have balls. And, are pretty smart (for birds)
I love they way they play "chicken" with cars as they eat carrion in the middle of roads. I like to throw off their reckoning and watch em react when I steer towards them as they hop nonchalantly off to the shoulder.
But they know I am not going to leave the road and hit them...they just sit there.
I read an article somewhere online about an octopus at a giant outdoor aquarium (probably a Seaworld) that used to follow around the diver who was cleaning his tank. He was a large octopus, and the diver found this a little creepy. Every day the diver would go in, gather up debris into one spot, and when it was all gathered, put the debris in a sack and remove it, the octopus following him every "step" of the way. After about a month of this, the diver entered the tank-and discovered that the octopus had already gathered all the debris which would normally be gathered, and placed it all in the spot where it was normally placed for removal! After that, the octopus always had the debris ready for the diver, and a 30 minute cleaning job had been reduced to less than 3. I wish I had the link to the original story for you.
I had a pet crow as a kid. Incredibly smart! Ravens can live over 50 years.
So your saying he's overqualified to be a poll worker in Palm Beach County?
Makes you wounder. Since birds are descended from ancient reptiles, the earth might be populated by sentient dinosaurs if the extinction event 65m years ago hadn't occurred. Alex shows remarkable potential.
We have a red-naped Amazon parrot. She is cantankerous and will snap or bite. A few years ago, she broke her leg in a flight accident. She was obviously in terrible pain, shaking, suffering, and unable to get comfortable on her perch. We put her in a box, lined with cotton, to make her as comfortable as possible, and took her to a veterinary specialist at the vet. school in another state, a journey of quite a few hours. The vet. examined her and set her leg in a cast. When enough time had elapsed for the break to heal, we took her back to the vet. to have the cast removed.
The remarkable thing is that throughout this entire ordeal, she never once snapped at us, the vet., or anyone else. Evidently, she knew that we were helping her, and she trusted us. She was as docile as a kitten.
After her broken leg had healed and she was comfortable again, she returned to her old cantankerous, snappy self. That's how she is now.
p.s. Read the site very carefully. ;-)
So you rate him as "well qualified"?
I presume she came for the reception.
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Amazing story!! I understand Octopus (Octopi?)are very intelligent.
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