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To: Erik Latranyi
It's amazing he ever had women trouble. He's so in love with himself.
84 posted on 09/24/2006 6:05:57 AM PDT by defconw (Yes I am a Bushbot, so what of it? (Official Snowflake))
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To: defconw

Yes, so far all it has been is I,I,I,I..... sheesh.


85 posted on 09/24/2006 6:06:30 AM PDT by tiredoflaundry ( The kinder we are to terrorists, the harsher we are to their potential victims.)
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To: defconw
It's amazing he ever had women trouble. He's so in love with himself.

Photographer: You know who's hands they remind me of? (pauses) Ray McKigney.
(The woman nods as the man looks off into space)
Man: Ugh...Ray.
Photographer: He was it.
George: Who was he?
Photographer: The most exquisite hands you've ever seen...Oh, he had it all.
George: What happened to him?
Man: Tragic story, I'm afraid. He could've had any woman in the world...but none could match the beauty of his own hand.. and that became his one true love...

(There is a long pause)
George: You mean, uh...?
Man: Yes. he was not...master of his domain.
George: (makes a gesture saying he understands) But how...uh...?
Man: The muscles...became so strained with...overuse, that eventually the hand locked into a deformed position, and he was left with nothing but a claw. (forms his hand into a claw-shape) He traveled the world seeking a cure...acupuncturists...herbalists...swamis...nothing helped. Towards the end, his hands became so frozen the was unable to manipulate utensils, and was dependent on Cub Scouts to feed him. I hadn't seen another pair of hands like Ray McKigney's...until today. You are his successor. (George looks down at his hands) I...only hope you have a little more self-control.
225 posted on 09/24/2006 6:33:15 AM PDT by Chuck Dent
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