She's so ugly... people go to Halloween parties dressed as her.
She's so ugly...they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
She's so ugly...when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.
If my Dad were alive and saw these pictures,he'd ask "I wonder how much she'd charge to haunt a house?"
Or make an oak tree pick up its roots and run away.